Tech Jokes

Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many windows into its past!

Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
Because it lost its contacts!

Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn’t get arrays!

Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don’t C#!

Why did the Wi-Fi break up with the router?
Because it just wasn’t getting a strong connection anymore!

What’s a hacker’s favorite season?
Phishing season!

Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!

Why did the smartphone go to school?
To improve its screen resolution!

Why don’t robots ever get lost?
Because they always follow the algorithm!

What did one keyboard say to the other?
You're my type!